Calling Them Out: Conservative Edition

So last night I got the bright idea to ask the last few remaining Republicans that I know what their love affair with Romney is and why they hate President Obama. I got crickets. My answer to the profound silence was to launch a Twitter rant that I lovingly referred to as “Calling Them Out: Conservative Edition”. By request I’m posting the ‘rant’ here. This is my gripe list. Sarcastic as it gets! Enjoy!

1.       Let’s call a spade a spade. People think that Republicans are racist because they show up at events wearing “Put the White back in the White House” t-shirts.

2.       Seriously, does anyone even know what Romney’s tax plan ACTUALLY is? Until proven otherwise I will continue to refer to it as Mitt's Magic Math.

3.       Exactly how many Republicans asked for or benefited from Stimulus money that the Republicans consistently rail against…here’s a few… Romney, Ryan, Rigell (must be an R thing).

4.       Mitt’s most trusted ally is Ann. We just didn’t know until Tuesday that that was Ann Coulter. As we all know single moms cause assault weapons and gun violence.

5.       Just saw the new RomYan TV ad. Apparently they are the only people who don’t know that if you quote PolitiFact as your fact checker it is the same as lying.

6.       It seems that fact checking and polls are only acceptable and valid when it proves the GOP position, insanity (call it what you will). And then there is the wonderful phenomenon we call Gallup.

7.       Allow me to voice my outrage over the tcot (top Conservative on Twitter) twitterverse  bashing of  Katherine Fenton (Sandra Fluke 2.0). If wanting to be paid equally to a man for the same work makes me a liberal conspirator and Feminazi, sign me up.

8.       It’s only a cult during primary season. Once you’re the actual nominee it suddenly becomes a legitimate religion that we should all show due respect. Atleast according to the Billy Graham website.

9.       The blatant disrespect of the President. Could you imagine what would have been said if Sasha or Malia said they wanted to take a swing at Ann? I guess Tagg has never learned that Black men live by the ‘wish’ factor.

10.   Oh Todd Akin: doesn’t he just wish that if his comments were legitimate they’d have a way of just shutting down. But apparently that super power is reserved for those that have been impregnated by legitimate rape.

11.   We all know that slavery was horrific and the worst of American history. But let’s go one step further than fear mongering and assert that the current state of America is worse than then. The cause President Obama. This would be less offensive if only one of the GOP faithful was spouting off this nonsense.

12.   Employers ‘encouraging’ employees to vote for Romney. Sexual Harassment 2.0 anyone? You don’t have to screw your boss just yourself and the rest of the country.

13.   After all the lies told, flip flops flipped, the attack on women’s rights and the grossly disparate policies, why exactly are there still female Republicans?

14.   Voter Fraud

Voter Suppression

Voter Confusion

Voter Exhaustion

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