Allow me to begin by saying that the ball has deflated, the bounce is no longer and the President is reopening the slim leads he held going into the debates. On the heels of more polls than anyone could ever want to look at, it is clear that there has been a confusion of moment for momentum. One would think that the ticket’s headliners and down candidates would be doing everything to hold onto their ever narrowing margins of plausible victory. Yea not so much! I thought that the GOP couldn’t possibly top the craziness that they have become notorious for. I thought that Tagg wanting to take a swing or Ann worried about Mitt’s mental health, or the utterly appalling “Black people were better off during slavery” comments couldn’t be topped. But oh was I wrong.
I find this to be a much more effective means of dealing with my frustrations, so I offer you my latest rant, ‘Calling Them Out: the Utter Nonsense Edition’. Enjoy!
1. Mourdock, Rape babies are God’s will… Now I get that there is a slight and I mean really slim possibility that the comment was just taken out of context and what he meant to say was that even in the face of such tragedy God will take that which was meant for evil and use it for good, you know the whole Romans 8:28 thing, but let’s face reality. He butchered any shot of cleaning that one up. And with the help of Ryan, Mandel, and Akin God ordained rape babies is now a GOP talking point.
2. Oh the holy trinity of you can’t be serious, also known as Coulter, Palin and Trump.
3. Coulter, Obama is a retard tweet… The queen of insensitive stupidity outdid herself on this one. Way to offend EVERYONE in one comment.
4. Palin, shuck and jive… The traveling circus side show formerly known as going rouge Palin needs a new day job. Perhaps Glenn Beck needs a model for his new denim line.
5. Trump, 5 million for your transcripts… Ignore the fact that this really amounts to birther 2.0, you have got to give him credit. He one upped Romney’s 10k bet and took plutocrat to a whole other level.
6. Garbage-gate, rampant fear of your ballot being trashed by the GOP. Once the stuff of wacky pundit lore is becoming more and more of a reality.
7. Stealing the election, it would be funny if it wasn’t possible. Romney owned voting machines in of all places OHIO? You know that state that no Republican has ever won the White House without winning.
8. You have to love when a newspaper from a city that was essentially saved by the Auto Bailout thanks the President for rescuing them and then promptly endorses the guy who said let them go bankrupt.
9. Since it has no official title I will be referring to Romney’s foreign policy platform as “Everything He said”.
10. Why is it that McCain is out openly demanding an apology and Romney is not only silent, but still running ads supporting the candidate? Oh wait... nope, apology not demanded. Just when I was about to commend McCain for showing real leadership he seems to have caught a serious case of flip flop.
11. Flip Flop: the official GOP platform and in celebration the Grand Old Party will no longer use the elephant, but rather a fish on dry land.
12. Voting like losing your virginity bad. Making it a federal crime to terminate a pregnancy that was the result of a rape, which need I remind you is an ACTUAL crime, bad?
13. Threatening your employees with personal consequences if they vote for Obama, now there’s the solid leadership the Republicans keep telling us we’re missing.
14. THERE ARE STILL UNDECIDED VOTERS
Like I said, Utter Nonsense!